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RE: joke time
April 10, 2021 at 4:40 pm
Ben and Joe are at the pub.

After a few drinks, Ben asks, "If I shagged your wife, would that make us related?"

Joe responds, "No. But it would make us even."

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RE: joke time
April 11, 2021 at 4:47 am
Iggy got a fortune cookie that said, "Every exit is an entrance."

Long story short, his missus said "no!"

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RE: joke time
April 11, 2021 at 4:48 am
An IT teacher has been arrested for sleeping with a 14 year old student.

He's a PDF file.

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RE: joke time
April 11, 2021 at 4:53 am
(April 11, 2021 at 4:48 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: An IT teacher has been arrested for sleeping with a 14 year old student.

He's a PDF file.


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RE: joke time
April 11, 2021 at 2:34 pm
"Do you have bereavement cards?"

"Yes, sir."

"Could I exchange one for this 'get well soon' card?"

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RE: joke time
April 11, 2021 at 3:20 pm (This post was last modified: April 11, 2021 at 3:20 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
‘Do you sell post-hole diggers?’

‘No, sir.’

‘Okay, do you rent post-hole diggers?’

‘Indeed we do, sir.’

‘Why don’t you sell them?’

‘Because they outlawed slavery.’

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RE: joke time
April 11, 2021 at 3:31 pm
I don't get it.
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RE: joke time
April 11, 2021 at 3:33 pm
(April 11, 2021 at 3:31 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: I don't get it.

The shopman is using ‘post-hole digger’ in the sense of a person who digs post holes.

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RE: joke time
April 11, 2021 at 3:36 pm
Okay. The reason I didn't get it was that I was unaware that post hole digger was a piece of equipment. Now I get it.

The good thing is, the joke has been explained. Which (as we all know) makes it funnier.
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RE: joke time
April 11, 2021 at 3:38 pm
(April 11, 2021 at 3:36 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: Okay. The reason I didn't get it was that I was unaware that post hole digger was a piece of equipment. Now I get it.

The good thing is, the joke has been explained. Which (as we all know) makes it funnier.

to bad the enhancement was in vain.
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