Theist. Who is your Lord and Monarch? Satan or Jesus?

[Cinjin]

And atheist call us delusional. You guys take the cake on that one. Actually what I do not believe in is aliens from other worlds. I just can not prove they don't exist. I guess that makes me an ET atheist. When the time comes God will let you know he is there.

When the time comes?? Is that about the time he shows up floating around in the sky? You looking forward to having a good laugh with jesus as your loving god sends an additional 5.5+ billion souls into hell that day? Sweet "justice" will be served right?! The trumpet sounds and EVERYBODY BURNS ... except us uber elite who were born to the right parents in the right country in the right time period.

And atheist call us delusional.

Because you ARE CLEARLY delusional! It's the stupidest story ever told. At best Jesus was delusional, but more than likely, a conman who walked around with a gang of conspirators who figured out how to capitalize on the popular messiah con of the time period. Oh, and that's if he existed at all. I know I know, you've got tons and tons of evidence of Jesus Christ. Blah blah blah, mostly horse shit and circumstantial at best. We've already seen what happens to prophets/messiahs that show up in the modern world. If Jesus showed up in today's world, he would end up just like David Koresh or Jim Jones.

You see, delusional fucktards always have one thing in common.
They make promises they know they NEVER have to deliver on.
2000 years and counting you dipshits!