(May 6, 2021 at 5:09 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Got a text today from somedamnbody that said they had a plan if I wanted to lost 29 pounds. I sent a text back saying I weigh 110 pounds and doubt very much that I need to lose 29. They didn't want to talk any more.
Part of me wonders what would have happened if you said, "I weigh 110, and if you say you can help me lose 29 pounds, I'd probably be so skinny my kids could turn me into a living marimba and play the solo to "Gone Daddy Gone" on my ribcage. You think you can do that?"
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
