Why I can't take the Gospels seriously.

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But still, they base their religion on a founder who was a con artist. I think Joseph Smith would have sold Red Bull if alive today. And lets not get stared on the magic underwear.

I've actually discovered porn centered around Mormon underwear, which (I presume) is appealing to repressed young Mormons who actually took the time to fantasize about that sort of thing. Same principle with nun porn. Nun porn is one of the best things Catholicism has ever produced. You can't have a concept of "naughty" without repression and boundaries. Fucking nuns is verboten. But we all know how much sweeter the forbidden fruit is... Wink wink. Nudge nudge. Mormon underwear. I can't be mad at Mormonism if it's going to be that kinky.

As for the religion being founded by a con artist. I think there's a long list of religions founded by con artists. You basically have a choice with religion. Is the founder a con artist? Or was he delusional? Take your pick. Each one has its own perils.

I went to Catholic schools and was taught by nuns...I can't help but think of Sr. Mary Claire's pantyhose with the toes and heels paired with her sandals and full habit.  I can't make my mind go from there to porn.  Just can't do it.