That Gay Thread

[Rev. Rye]

Is that the John 3:16 stadium hostage guy?

Fun fact, sometime in 2005, actually, I think it was twice that year, a local news station decided to do a little piece at my high school. I say piece, it was mostly just having us wake up at the ass crack of dawn, go to the school gym and act excited when the morning news crew decided to cut back to us. I don't know why they did this, let alone twice, or what the point even was, but we were all supposed to wave signs of our school logo for some reason. So, I decided to do something similar to what he did. I sure as shit couldn't get away with wearing a rainbow afro, but I decided to turn my sign over and write a little verse on it: Exodus 8:2.

Why that verse? Because it's a major motif in one of my favourite films (specifically the numbers 8 and 2), and ends up leading to this grand finale:



Many of the kids around me were confused, even after I explained it to them. One teacher saw it and did a double take. But he didn't mention it again. And if the footage still exists, you might be able to pick me out of the crowd because it looks like I'm holding a big blank piece of paper, since it turns out that simple pens don't show up on the camera from several yards away.

Also, to tie it back into the gay stuff, one of the characters is gay, and this rain of frogs helps him to get closer to getting some cock. At least, it hopefully might, if that bartender he's pining over is into other guys with adult orthodontia like he has.