Stupid things religious people say

[arewethereyet]

Do Mormons have to wear their magic underwear in heaven?

Probably. You're never supposed to take it off except to bathe or swim.

Look how hot and titillating this is. This is how the Mormons will be dressed in the next life.



If your Mormon wife(s) are dressed like that in heaven, it'd be like unwrapping a present. Remember when you take off her fig leaf apron(representing Eve's fig leaves when she realized she and Adam were naked) to whip it over your shoulder all cavalier like. Gotta spice it up somehow.

---

by the by, that hand gesture they're doing is one of the sacred signs where you promise to slit your own throat than reveal the secrets of the temple. They changed it in the 80's because it freaked people out talking about slitting throats and disemboweling themselves.

---

That's all pretty disturbing.

Those getups look like someone tried to throw together last minute Halloween costumes and then had to come up with a story to explain them.