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RE: Favorite Quotes
November 13, 2011 at 3:40 pm
From Firefly:

Book: What are we up to, sweetheart?
River Tam: Fixing your Bible.
Book: I, um...
[alarmed]
Book: What?
River Tam: Bible's broken. Contradictions, false logistics - doesn't make sense.
[she's marked up the bible, crossed out passages and torn out pages]
Book: No, no. You-you-you can't...
River Tam: So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem.
Book: Really?
River Tam: We'll have to call it early quantum state phenomenon. Only way to fit 5000 species of mammal on the same boat.
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Favorite Quotes - by thesummerqueen - November 13, 2011 at 2:53 pm
RE: Favorite Quotes - by 5thHorseman - November 13, 2011 at 3:19 pm
RE: Favorite Quotes - by frankiej - November 13, 2011 at 3:23 pm
RE: Favorite Quotes - by Tiberius - November 13, 2011 at 3:40 pm
RE: Favorite Quotes - by ElDinero - November 14, 2011 at 1:29 pm
RE: Favorite Quotes - by Mister Agenda - November 14, 2011 at 2:57 pm
RE: Favorite Quotes - by Milky Tea - November 14, 2011 at 4:20 pm
RE: Favorite Quotes - by The Grand Nudger - November 14, 2011 at 4:29 pm
RE: Favorite Quotes - by Faith No More - November 14, 2011 at 5:12 pm
RE: Favorite Quotes - by JollyForr - November 14, 2011 at 5:13 pm
RE: Favorite Quotes - by ElDinero - November 14, 2011 at 5:23 pm
RE: Favorite Quotes - by JollyForr - November 14, 2011 at 6:49 pm
RE: Favorite Quotes - by KichigaiNeko - November 14, 2011 at 11:06 pm
RE: Favorite Quotes - by Cinjin - November 15, 2011 at 12:27 am
RE: Favorite Quotes - by thesummerqueen - November 15, 2011 at 1:55 pm
RE: Favorite Quotes - by KichigaiNeko - November 16, 2011 at 2:27 am
RE: Favorite Quotes - by Jackalope - November 16, 2011 at 2:38 am
RE: Favorite Quotes - by Erinome - November 17, 2011 at 4:52 pm
RE: Favorite Quotes - by Robert - December 29, 2011 at 10:02 am
RE: Favorite Quotes - by Minimalist - December 29, 2011 at 11:30 am
RE: Favorite Quotes - by BrokenQuill92 - March 24, 2014 at 2:49 am
Favorite Quotes - by Perhaps - December 19, 2011 at 2:48 am
RE: Favorite Quotes - by thesummerqueen - December 19, 2011 at 6:50 am
RE: Favorite Quotes - by Perhaps - December 19, 2011 at 2:19 pm

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