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Were Adam and Eve slaves?
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RE: Were Adam and Eve slaves?
(November 15, 2011 at 12:56 am)Ziploc Surprise Wrote: God couldn't be bothered with clothes for his slave but he did start a breeding program.

And what did they eat? The babble-god told them they could not eat the good shit. Maybe that is why they did it, they were HUNGRY. FEED ME! Oh, tree, fruit, thank god.
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Were Adam and Eve slaves? - by IATIA - November 15, 2011 at 12:53 am
RE: Were Adam and Eve slaves? - by Ziploc Surprise - November 15, 2011 at 12:56 am
RE: Were Adam and Eve slaves? - by IATIA - November 15, 2011 at 2:09 am
RE: Were Adam and Eve slaves? - by Ziploc Surprise - November 15, 2011 at 11:03 am
RE: Were Adam and Eve slaves? - by KichigaiNeko - November 15, 2011 at 1:18 am
RE: Were Adam and Eve slaves? - by Erinome - November 15, 2011 at 2:05 am
RE: Were Adam and Eve slaves? - by IATIA - November 15, 2011 at 9:07 pm
RE: Were Adam and Eve slaves? - by Jaysyn - November 16, 2011 at 11:25 am
RE: Were Adam and Eve slaves? - by The Magic Pudding - November 16, 2011 at 11:40 am

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