(October 5, 2021 at 6:00 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(October 5, 2021 at 5:51 am)Lawz Wrote: Funny you should mention quilts AWTY, I was ruminating just last night about how I'd projectile vomited red wine all over my step father's prized, beige and coloured patchwork, genuine Amish quilt, last year. Luckily my sister was on hand and swept into action, directing washing it by hand in the bathtub etc etc etc...it came out spotless in the end, and the Old Man has/will never know what happened. Result!
I imagine that, being American, you'd reach for the 9mm if anybody drenched one of your handiwork quilts in red wine sick
; )
I vommed on a cop once. I didn’t have to clean it up, but I got introduced to Mr. Trucheon.
Boru
I had a drunken mate hop up onto a police car and began peeing on it. He was also able ward off the officer with pee. Eventually he realized the flaw in his plan...
A shining example of piss- poor planning.
He got a couple lumps on his head and 180 days as a guest of the county for his efforts.
