Atheism and the existence of peanut butter

[Jehanne]

God is generally presented as a first cause. If the theist manages to establish the existence of God as a first cause, it's moronic to ask "who created God?" after that. There is no special pleading in this case.

OK then. god is first cause.

That means the christian god is the right god and allah must therefore be a false god. Or Zeus. Or FSM, pasta be upon him. May we all be touched by his noodly appendage.

Little evidence exists for the FSM beyond the feelings of cynics. The ISM (Invisible Sock Monster) has millions of anecdotal accounts; I, myself, have experienced its Invisible static cling, as far too many of my bootees have gone missing over the years to be explained by mere chance alone.