Perhaps a few more that I've actually seen:
1. The idea of there being no god scares me.
2. Therefore, God exists.
Similarly:
1. I'm uncomfortable with arguments against God's existence.
2. Therefore, any such arguments are totally false.
3. Therefore, God exists.
1. My mother told me that God exists.
2. My mother wouldn't lie to me.
3. Therefore, God exists.
1. People who don't believe in God go to hell.
2. I don't want to go to hell.
3. Therefore, God exists.
1. People who believe in God are morally superior to those who don't.
2. I want to be morally superior.
3. Therefore, God exists.
1. The idea of there being no god scares me.
2. Therefore, God exists.
Similarly:
1. I'm uncomfortable with arguments against God's existence.
2. Therefore, any such arguments are totally false.
3. Therefore, God exists.
1. My mother told me that God exists.
2. My mother wouldn't lie to me.
3. Therefore, God exists.
1. People who don't believe in God go to hell.
2. I don't want to go to hell.
3. Therefore, God exists.
1. People who believe in God are morally superior to those who don't.
2. I want to be morally superior.
3. Therefore, God exists.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.