RE: Noteworthy News
November 9, 2021 at 5:23 pm
(This post was last modified: November 9, 2021 at 5:23 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
(November 9, 2021 at 2:16 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:-and then they get it all wrong. Miss Piggy was a domestic abuser and Kermit...well, he's basically the brad pitt of felt puppets.(November 9, 2021 at 2:12 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: The fact that picking a fight with Big Bird IS small potatoes is what makes it so serious - it goes to enforce the observation that there is no occurrence too petty or insignificant that these twatwaffles won’t try to make political hay out of it.
One would think that a US Senator had more important things to think about than an eight foot tall puppet.
Boru
When all other things have failed...go after the Muppets.
Remember the big kerfuffle over Bert and Ernie being gay?
I'm surprised there wasn't an uprising over Miss Piggy's amorous advances toward Kermit.
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