If you had a button that would turn all theists into atheists and agnostic?

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If you had a button that would turn all theists into atheists and agnostic?

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RE: If you had a button that would turn all theists into atheists and agnostic?

November 17, 2011 at 10:15 am (This post was last modified: November 17, 2011 at 10:17 am by The Grand Nudger.)

The button is broken. I hit it over and over, and now my house is full of pasta, dragons, teapots, and unicorns. Apparently I signed up for a half a dozen ten year subscriptions to the journal of science. WTF, gotta get some techs on this button.

I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!

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If you had a button that would turn all theists into atheists and agnostic? - by KillYourself - November 14, 2011 at 7:15 pm

RE: If you had a button that would turn all theists into atheists and agnostic? - by frankiej - November 14, 2011 at 7:21 pm

RE: If you had a button that would turn all theists into atheists and agnostic? - by Minimalist - November 14, 2011 at 7:25 pm

RE: If you had a button that would turn all theists into atheists and agnostic? - by Cinjin - November 14, 2011 at 9:46 pm

RE: If you had a button that would turn all theists into atheists and agnostic? - by Jackalope - November 14, 2011 at 7:26 pm

RE: If you had a button that would turn all theists into atheists and agnostic? - by Erinome - November 14, 2011 at 7:29 pm

RE: If you had a button that would turn all theists into atheists and agnostic? - by R-e-n-n-a-t - November 14, 2011 at 7:44 pm

RE: If you had a button that would turn all theists into atheists and agnostic? - by reverendjeremiah - November 14, 2011 at 8:14 pm

RE: If you had a button that would turn all theists into atheists and agnostic? - by Shell B - November 14, 2011 at 8:16 pm

RE: If you had a button that would turn all theists into atheists and agnostic? - by Erinome - November 14, 2011 at 8:18 pm

RE: If you had a button that would turn all theists into atheists and agnostic? - by Diamond - November 16, 2011 at 1:39 am

RE: If you had a button that would turn all theists into atheists and agnostic? - by padraic - November 16, 2011 at 3:18 am

RE: If you had a button that would turn all theists into atheists and agnostic? - by thesummerqueen - November 14, 2011 at 8:20 pm

RE: If you had a button that would turn all theists into atheists and agnostic? - by padraic - November 14, 2011 at 9:07 pm

RE: If you had a button that would turn all theists into atheists and agnostic? - by Galileo - November 15, 2011 at 4:08 am

RE: If you had a button that would turn all theists into atheists and agnostic? - by 5thHorseman - November 15, 2011 at 5:00 am

RE: If you had a button that would turn all theists into atheists and agnostic? - by twocompulsive - November 15, 2011 at 5:21 am

RE: If you had a button that would turn all theists into atheists and agnostic? - by Doubting Thomas - November 15, 2011 at 2:27 pm

RE: If you had a button that would turn all theists into atheists and agnostic? - by Mister Agenda - November 15, 2011 at 4:02 pm

RE: If you had a button that would turn all theists into atheists and agnostic? - by Kayenneh - November 15, 2011 at 8:04 pm

RE: If you had a button that would turn all theists into atheists and agnostic? - by Norfolk And Chance - November 15, 2011 at 8:13 pm

RE: If you had a button that would turn all theists into atheists and agnostic? - by Shell B - November 15, 2011 at 8:26 pm

RE: If you had a button that would turn all theists into atheists and agnostic? - by Norfolk And Chance - November 15, 2011 at 8:30 pm

RE: If you had a button that would turn all theists into atheists and agnostic? - by Shell B - November 15, 2011 at 8:40 pm

RE: If you had a button that would turn all theists into atheists and agnostic? - by Norfolk And Chance - November 15, 2011 at 8:59 pm

RE: If you had a button that would turn all theists into atheists and agnostic? - by Shell B - November 15, 2011 at 9:10 pm

RE: If you had a button that would turn all theists into atheists and agnostic? - by Norfolk And Chance - November 15, 2011 at 9:46 pm

RE: If you had a button that would turn all theists into atheists and agnostic? - by Shell B - November 15, 2011 at 10:06 pm

RE: If you had a button that would turn all theists into atheists and agnostic? - by Minimalist - November 15, 2011 at 8:33 pm

RE: If you had a button that would turn all theists into atheists and agnostic? - by Norfolk And Chance - November 15, 2011 at 11:02 pm

RE: If you had a button that would turn all theists into atheists and agnostic? - by Shell B - November 15, 2011 at 11:33 pm

RE: If you had a button that would turn all theists into atheists and agnostic? - by MysticKnight - November 15, 2011 at 11:56 pm

RE: If you had a button that would turn all theists into atheists and agnostic? - by KillYourself - November 16, 2011 at 5:33 am

RE: If you had a button that would turn all theists into atheists and agnostic? - by MysticKnight - November 16, 2011 at 7:46 pm

RE: If you had a button that would turn all theists into atheists and agnostic? - by The Grand Nudger - November 17, 2011 at 10:15 am

RE: If you had a button that would turn all theists into atheists and agnostic? - by KichigaiNeko - November 17, 2011 at 10:27 am

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