Oh, I realize this. Their interpretation of their 'holy books' is as follows:
If none of that works, then quietly slink away saying to yourself, "I won".
- If it proves their point, it is literal.
- If it is contradictory, it is out of context.
- If it is ridiculous, it is symbolic.
- If all else fails, twist the words around and reinterpret.
- And then of course, "goddidit"
If none of that works, then quietly slink away saying to yourself, "I won".
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
