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Jesus is rude to Peter
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RE: Jesus is rude to Peter
(January 4, 2022 at 1:19 pm)GrandizerII Wrote: Probably to show that Jesus was "alpha" as fuck.

Despite some of his teachings, I don't think Meek Jesus was a thing back then.

The Hebrew Hammer's immanent return is baked into the religion.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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Jesus is rude to Peter - by Ferrocyanide - January 3, 2022 at 7:25 pm
RE: Jesus is rude to Peter - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 3, 2022 at 8:01 pm
RE: Jesus is rude to Peter - by vulcanlogician - January 3, 2022 at 8:43 pm
RE: Jesus is rude to Peter - by The Valkyrie - January 3, 2022 at 8:45 pm
RE: Jesus is rude to Peter - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 3, 2022 at 9:29 pm
RE: Jesus is rude to Peter - by Jehanne - January 4, 2022 at 8:23 am
RE: Jesus is rude to Peter - by Ranjr - January 4, 2022 at 11:28 am
RE: Jesus is rude to Peter - by brewer - January 4, 2022 at 8:38 am
RE: Jesus is rude to Peter - by Jehanne - January 4, 2022 at 8:57 am
RE: Jesus is rude to Peter - by Paleophyte - January 4, 2022 at 12:29 pm
RE: Jesus is rude to Peter - by GrandizerII - January 4, 2022 at 1:19 pm
RE: Jesus is rude to Peter - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 4, 2022 at 1:39 pm
RE: Jesus is rude to Peter - by Ferrocyanide - January 4, 2022 at 4:23 pm
RE: Jesus is rude to Peter - by Ranjr - January 5, 2022 at 3:48 am
RE: Jesus is rude to Peter - by The Grand Nudger - January 5, 2022 at 11:01 am

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