RE: Noteworthy News
March 15, 2022 at 10:42 pm
(This post was last modified: March 15, 2022 at 10:43 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
(March 15, 2022 at 6:15 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:Fire the writers, they're no longer necessary. Whats the point of coming up with silly shit when you have competition like that, right?(March 15, 2022 at 5:16 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Donald Trump was recently asked about the war in Ukraine - how it would unfold, how long it might last, what the end game might look like. This is his answer. Verbatim:
"Well, and I said this a long time ago, if this happens, we are playing right into their hands. Green energy. The windmills. They don't work. They're too expensive. They kill all the birds. They ruin your landscapes. And yet the environmentalists love the windmills. And I've been preaching this for years. The windmills. And I had them way down. But the windmills are the most expensive energy you can have. And they don't work. And by the way, they last a period of 10 years and by the time they start rusting and rotting all over the place, nobody ever takes them down. They just go on to the next piece of prairie or land and destroy that."
Boru
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