I've decided I would make a terrible parent.
"Mum, can I sleep with you tonight? I'm scared!"
"No, I can't risk the monster following you into my room and killing me, too. Sweet dreams!"
"Mum, can I sleep with you tonight? I'm scared!"
"No, I can't risk the monster following you into my room and killing me, too. Sweet dreams!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"