Morality comes from a small village in Bavaria (Moralterburrgen, pop. 622) and was invented in 1292 by a cobbler named Pieter Derflingerschloppenhausen, who was tired of being murdered by his neighbours. Once he invented morality, he never got murdered anymore.
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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax