Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true."

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Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true."

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RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true."

November 29, 2011 at 10:00 am

Or Rev, they could go the route of good ole Statler Waldorf and claim that all of these myths are somehow ripping off their own, lol.

I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!

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Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Ziploc Surprise - November 28, 2011 at 3:58 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Anomalocaris - November 28, 2011 at 4:10 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Rev. Rye - November 28, 2011 at 4:18 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Cyberman - November 28, 2011 at 5:41 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Rev. Rye - November 28, 2011 at 5:45 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Cyberman - November 28, 2011 at 5:58 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Rev. Rye - November 28, 2011 at 6:07 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Minimalist - November 28, 2011 at 5:59 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Cinjin - December 1, 2011 at 12:26 am

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by reverendjeremiah - November 28, 2011 at 6:55 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Faith No More - November 28, 2011 at 8:36 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by reverendjeremiah - November 28, 2011 at 8:38 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Rev. Rye - November 28, 2011 at 8:49 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by padraic - November 29, 2011 at 12:00 am

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Anomalocaris - November 29, 2011 at 1:30 am

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Minimalist - November 29, 2011 at 1:39 am

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Cyberman - November 29, 2011 at 6:09 am

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Cyberman - November 29, 2011 at 7:39 am

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by padraic - November 29, 2011 at 7:02 am

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Happy UnBeliever - November 29, 2011 at 7:49 am

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by reverendjeremiah - November 29, 2011 at 9:11 am

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by The Grand Nudger - November 29, 2011 at 10:00 am

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by reverendjeremiah - November 29, 2011 at 10:02 am

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Minimalist - November 29, 2011 at 12:10 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Doubting Thomas - November 30, 2011 at 1:49 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by The Grand Nudger - November 30, 2011 at 2:38 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Jackalope - November 30, 2011 at 3:20 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Anomalocaris - November 30, 2011 at 4:41 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by The Grand Nudger - November 30, 2011 at 4:08 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by The Grand Nudger - November 30, 2011 at 7:16 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Doubting Thomas - November 30, 2011 at 7:19 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by The Grand Nudger - November 30, 2011 at 7:23 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Ziploc Surprise - November 30, 2011 at 8:17 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Minimalist - November 30, 2011 at 8:22 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Happy UnBeliever - November 30, 2011 at 8:57 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Ziploc Surprise - November 30, 2011 at 9:19 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by Epimethean - November 30, 2011 at 9:13 pm

RE: Jesus "a story too improbable not to be true." - by AthiestAtheist - December 1, 2011 at 1:54 am

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