RE: Happy Father's Day!!
June 20, 2022 at 4:32 pm
(This post was last modified: June 20, 2022 at 4:43 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
I got a mug that said "I love you more than my sibling does - your favorite" - anonymously gifted.....
Apparently, they had a debate as to whether they should get that for fathers day..or another mug, which was for mothers day - I'm both to them.... that read.
Mom - Nutritional facts.
Serving size: 1 amazing woman.
Unconditional love 1000%
Patience 500%
Hard Work 100%
Multitasking 110% + 100%
Sleep 1%
Caffeine 150%
Regret 0%
(I also got a case of beer, a bag of charcoal, and ground beef/heebdogs...with all the fixings. You see, fathers day is a day I where I'm obligated to make them the grilled deliciousness in return for paltry amounts of brew. Just enough to keep me from heat exhaustion whilst standing over the grill)
Apparently, they had a debate as to whether they should get that for fathers day..or another mug, which was for mothers day - I'm both to them.... that read.
Mom - Nutritional facts.
Serving size: 1 amazing woman.
Unconditional love 1000%
Patience 500%
Hard Work 100%
Multitasking 110% + 100%
Sleep 1%
Caffeine 150%
Regret 0%
(I also got a case of beer, a bag of charcoal, and ground beef/heebdogs...with all the fixings. You see, fathers day is a day I where I'm obligated to make them the grilled deliciousness in return for paltry amounts of brew. Just enough to keep me from heat exhaustion whilst standing over the grill)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
