RE: The shape of Earth
July 22, 2022 at 12:30 pm
(This post was last modified: July 22, 2022 at 12:33 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
That's like, just on your watch, my dude. We all know that the sun rises on the edge of the flat earth for all observers at exactly the same moment. You know how you get super tired when you go on long walks? That's because the force of gravity increases as you get nearer the edges - why, everytime I visit shanghai I find myself walking in the horizontal with nothing but a face full of dirty chinese pavement on the horizon line.
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