How to select which supernatural to believe?

[Pat Mustard]

And what is the Logic in this subject;
God talked to us via his messengers during history.
And we have his last message protected for 1500 years.
We literally have a book showing his existence.

God exists.
How do we know that?
Because of the bible.
How do we know that's true?
Because god tells us in our hearts.
How do we know that's not just voices in our heads?
Because the bible tells us.

Well, lad I've read the bible and I decided to substite its myriad of lies for reality.