(November 25, 2022 at 12:02 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: I also don't get why the Pope only allows Catholics to have sex in a missionary position. Like, what is the (theological) difference between the missionary position and doggy?
From time to time priests take time out from quality time with young seminarians to tell the faithful that sex is not for pleasure but only for procreation, and they figure the missionary position is the one most likely to result in future tithe-paying Church members.