My oldest granddaughter was invited to dinner a couple months ago by her paternal grandfather. He really doesn't know her very well and is also very socially awkward....how awkward? He left his notes at home so asked his wife to take a picture and text it to him. He then tried to talk The Bail into joining the military which just isn't happening. Then he tried to get her to change her choice of majors as a veterinarian isn't a real doctor (comment withheld). And then talked to her about sex for nearly an hour. She said he had bullet points on his notes. 17 year old girl slides out of the booth at Chili's after being mortified to death.
I'm your huckleberry.
