[quote='Minimalist' pid='213351' dateline='1323277637']
This whole giving money to the church shit always reminds me of this one:
Copyright short circuit 1980s I believe.
This whole giving money to the church shit always reminds me of this one:
Quote:Three friends, a priest, a minister and a rabbi are sitting around discussing how they divide up the weekly collection from the congregation.
The priest says, "I use a pretty simple method. I draw a chalk circle about 3 feet diameter on the floor of the church. Then I stand in the middle with the money from the collect on a plate. I throw the money up in the air, and what lands inside the circle is for God, what falls outside the circle is for me."
The minister says, "I use the same method, but I make the circle only 1 foot diameter."
They both look at the rabbi, who says, "Ach, I don't bother with the circle, I throw the money up in the air... What God wants he takes."
Copyright short circuit 1980s I believe.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
