Is this a contradiction or am I reading it wrong? Genesis 5:28

[Anomalocaris]

Yeah, that is a clever meme. In all seriousness though, just because textual ambiguities allow for multiple interpretations of a text does not mean said text can mean whatever you want it to...unless you want to argue for a very extreme position of post-modern semiotics or a Borges-like fantasy world.

Yet strangely it seems very much like it is YOU who is the very one who insist it must mean whatever YOU want it to mean,  and seem to be morbidly afraid it might mean what it manifestly could mean.