Stupid things religious people say

[Kingpin]

You won't find that absurdity from me.  I will own the embarrassment that most that espouse to be Christians put out there.  I don't agree with them.  Just because they do something in the name of Christ does not make it Christian.  Just like the crusades.  That was not Christian.

A testament to your personal character, but not an accurate description of the faith.  If I ever get around to building a time machine I'll send you back to convince the christian crusaders they were being unchristian.

I'd welcome that and most likely be run through as a heretic by them, but my conscience would be clear