Stupid things religious people say

[Pat Mustard]

It's a deliciously conflicted ideology compulsion, sure.  Expressed in life by continuing to hate on teh gays, or hoors, or people who wear the wrong cut of cloth.

There are billions upon billions of unoccupied street corners in the us.  I'm sure you could find one to openly preach whatever gospel our hearts desire.  You know what I always thought would be fun?  Get a soapbox and a bunch of project boards - end of days shit.  Sit up on a box in this little town near me, pop13k, every saturday day night at the county seat - and rail about the evils of people not returning shopping carts to the corrals in parking lots.  How the dents in our cars are representative of the dents in our souls.  Living in a world where people will and do routinely fail at the most basic and critical societal task.  Acting in a way that costs nothing, while promoting social order.  If we won't even put the carts away, we won't put the doomsday weapons away.

Well, to be fair, everybody should hate on the cute hoor. Nothing ever good comes from 'em.