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Don't mess with Texas religion! Ugh!
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RE: Don't mess with Texas religion! Ugh!
I've had the misfortune to be in Texas on two occasions. One was during my graduate studies, the most miserable two years of my life. The other was when I took my first CDT exam (certification for my field). I passed all parts of the test until the end when my laser welder literally burst into flames and I was unable to complete the test. I've decided never to set foot in that state again if I can help it.

If I die and find myself on the campus of SMU in Dallas and some idiot wearing a 10 gallon hat walks up to me and says "Howdy son, this is where you're spending eternity", I'll say "Shit, it's real and the fundies were right. Who knew?"
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Don't mess with Texas religion! Ugh! - by Ziploc Surprise - December 17, 2011 at 1:40 pm
RE: Don't mess with Texas religion! Ugh! - by frankiej - December 17, 2011 at 1:50 pm
RE: Don't mess with Texas religion! Ugh! - by Minimalist - December 17, 2011 at 1:57 pm
RE: Don't mess with Texas religion! Ugh! - by popeyespappy - December 17, 2011 at 3:45 pm
RE: Don't mess with Texas religion! Ugh! - by Jackalope - December 17, 2011 at 2:45 pm
RE: Don't mess with Texas religion! Ugh! - by Ziploc Surprise - December 17, 2011 at 3:37 pm
RE: Don't mess with Texas religion! Ugh! - by Jackalope - December 17, 2011 at 5:34 pm
RE: Don't mess with Texas religion! Ugh! - by Ziploc Surprise - December 17, 2011 at 3:46 pm
RE: Don't mess with Texas religion! Ugh! - by LastPoet - December 17, 2011 at 4:20 pm
RE: Don't mess with Texas religion! Ugh! - by padraic - December 17, 2011 at 5:00 pm
RE: Don't mess with Texas religion! Ugh! - by Ziploc Surprise - December 17, 2011 at 5:32 pm
RE: Don't mess with Texas religion! Ugh! - by Ziploc Surprise - December 17, 2011 at 6:40 pm
RE: Don't mess with Texas religion! Ugh! - by Ziploc Surprise - December 17, 2011 at 7:01 pm
RE: Don't mess with Texas religion! Ugh! - by Xavier - December 18, 2011 at 11:00 am
RE: Don't mess with Texas religion! Ugh! - by DeistPaladin - December 17, 2011 at 7:37 pm
RE: Don't mess with Texas religion! Ugh! - by Ziploc Surprise - December 17, 2011 at 7:49 pm
RE: Don't mess with Texas religion! Ugh! - by Jackalope - December 17, 2011 at 7:52 pm
RE: Don't mess with Texas religion! Ugh! - by Ziploc Surprise - December 17, 2011 at 8:09 pm
RE: Don't mess with Texas religion! Ugh! - by Jackalope - December 17, 2011 at 8:27 pm
RE: Don't mess with Texas religion! Ugh! - by Ziploc Surprise - December 18, 2011 at 12:53 pm
Don't mess with Texas religion! Ugh! - by The Profit Ezekiel - December 19, 2011 at 8:18 am
RE: Don't mess with Texas religion! Ugh! - by Ziploc Surprise - December 19, 2011 at 11:39 am
RE: Don't mess with Texas religion! Ugh! - by Minimalist - December 19, 2011 at 6:05 pm
RE: Don't mess with Texas religion! Ugh! - by Cinjin - December 19, 2011 at 12:27 pm
RE: Don't mess with Texas religion! Ugh! - by ConureDelSol - December 19, 2011 at 4:42 pm

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