Daily conspiracy

[LinuxGal]

So, to recap, Taylor Swift has a dick because:

• She’s dating a guy who supports BLM.
  
• She happens to have a minor genetic mutation that folk superstition has linked to lesbianism (not being trans).
  
• She has no kids at the age of 33, something true of over a third of American women in her age cohort.
  
• She’s apparently the most successful woman of our time, but evidently, Rihanna, who’s worth almost twice what Taylor is doesn’t count.
  
• Some idiots don’t know what a “beard” is supposed to be. 
  
• Evidently, they either don’t know that Taylor’s been a thing since 2006 or they have an even more absurd belief about how powerful LGBT people were than FM posited. At the time her first single was released, there were only 3 openly LGBT people there, and one would be out less than a year later.
  

Taylor Swift does not have a dick because: