Husband has started watching a game show in the evening on an obscure station. The show plays a couple hours of episodes every evening. This week I noticed that there is an ad playing nearly every ten minutes directing you to a website where you can find out if you are going to go to heaven or hell. The ad is read in a monotone voice with a definite too long pause between the words. I am ready to go back to ads about abused animals and medication side effects at this point.
I'm your huckleberry.