Stupid things religious people say

[Pat Mustard]

The almighty godiboi that is so prolife it ended the life of all of Egypt's first born males, not to mention a global flood that killed countless unborn.

I also speculate that anyone who murders children with firearms is given a pass on the whole "stand before the almighty godiboi and answer for the lives they were part off taking." Because, hey, 2nd amendment, right? 

Do these absolute fucking imbeciles ever actually listen to the unadulterated horseshit that they so feverishly spew?

https://time.com/5561441/passover-10-pla...l-history/

Of course there's a fourth and far more plausible theory supported by actual history and archaeology which is that those plagues never happened. The "exodus" story is completely made up to give a small and insignificant group of goat molesting tribes a more exotic and prestigious sounding creation myth.