RE: Russia and Ukraine
May 24, 2024 at 12:11 pm
(This post was last modified: May 24, 2024 at 12:13 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
The jokes practically write themselves. The russian admin handing out charges for exceptional corruption. Not the normal kind of corruption...the good shit. Who are they replaced by? Why...the normaly corrupt ones. This is not an action taken to change the military situation. It's the ground work for a "the generals failed glorious leader" monologue right before putin shoots himself and his aides toss him into a ditch then set it on fire.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
