RE: Daily conspiracy
June 25, 2024 at 5:08 pm
(This post was last modified: June 25, 2024 at 5:09 pm by Fake Messiah.)
Avril Lavigne finally addresses bizarre conspiracy theory about body double named ‘Melissa’
the 'Sk8er Boi' singer, has many fans genuinely believing she actually died in 2003 and was replaced by a doppelgänger named Melissa.
In short, the theory reckons that Avril decided to hire a body double to stand in for her at public events because she got fed up with celebrity life.
Then, as the theory claims, the 'Girlfriend' hit-maker passed away shortly after the release of her successful first album, Let Go, which came out in 2002 and before 2004’s Under My Skin.
However, to keep up appearances and continue making profit, the theory claims that the record company decided to hire Melissa as Lavigne on a full-time basis.
Avril has since opened up about the speculation on Alex Cooper’s Call Her Daddy podcast.
"I mean, it’s just funny to me," the 39-year-old revealed. "Like, on one end, everyone’s like, 'You look the exact same. You haven’t aged a day'. But then other people are like, there’s a conspiracy theory that I’m not me."
She then laughed: "Honestly, it’s not that bad. It could be worse, right?
"I feel like I got a good one. I don’t feel like it’s negative. It’s nothing creepy."
Avril then assured fans: "Obviously I am me, it’s so dumb."
https://www.tyla.com/entertainment/celeb...4-20240625
You know, this one kinda makes sense. I remember how popular she was with that one song and then just *fart* nothing, as if she disappeared, nobody cared anymore. That's how it is with one hit wonders (or did she have two hits?)
the 'Sk8er Boi' singer, has many fans genuinely believing she actually died in 2003 and was replaced by a doppelgänger named Melissa.
In short, the theory reckons that Avril decided to hire a body double to stand in for her at public events because she got fed up with celebrity life.
Then, as the theory claims, the 'Girlfriend' hit-maker passed away shortly after the release of her successful first album, Let Go, which came out in 2002 and before 2004’s Under My Skin.
However, to keep up appearances and continue making profit, the theory claims that the record company decided to hire Melissa as Lavigne on a full-time basis.
Avril has since opened up about the speculation on Alex Cooper’s Call Her Daddy podcast.
"I mean, it’s just funny to me," the 39-year-old revealed. "Like, on one end, everyone’s like, 'You look the exact same. You haven’t aged a day'. But then other people are like, there’s a conspiracy theory that I’m not me."
She then laughed: "Honestly, it’s not that bad. It could be worse, right?
"I feel like I got a good one. I don’t feel like it’s negative. It’s nothing creepy."
Avril then assured fans: "Obviously I am me, it’s so dumb."
https://www.tyla.com/entertainment/celeb...4-20240625
You know, this one kinda makes sense. I remember how popular she was with that one song and then just *fart* nothing, as if she disappeared, nobody cared anymore. That's how it is with one hit wonders (or did she have two hits?)
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"