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Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email!
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RE: Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email!
(December 29, 2011 at 11:41 pm)Justtristo Wrote: [...] of course everything that happens is god's will.

Which of course makes God an incredibly sadistic asshole. Much worse than Genghis Khan, Hitler, Stalin, Mao, and Pol Pot combined. God knows they tried!
(December 29, 2011 at 7:19 pm)Cinjin Wrote: Matthew 6:5-6: "And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men....when thou prayest, enter into thy closet and when thou has shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret...."

LOL!

I.o.w. this is a Roman Catholic 'closet':

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Now, who can lend me a good beamer?

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RE: Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email! - by Rokcet Scientist - December 30, 2011 at 4:49 pm

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