RE: Noteworthy News
November 14, 2024 at 4:03 pm
(This post was last modified: November 14, 2024 at 4:07 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
From the desk of the fictional owner of The Onion
Meanwhile, on social media, the actual ceo of the company has confirmed that vry srs media has contacted them for an interview with Bryce Tetraeder, his response being that he was unavailable
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Quote:Founded in 1999 on the heels of the Satanic “panic” and growing steadily ever since, InfoWars has distinguished itself as an invaluable tool for brainwashing and controlling the masses. With a shrewd mix of delusional paranoia and dubious anti-aging nutrition hacks, they strive to make life both scarier and longer for everyone, a commendable goal. They are a true unicorn, capable of simultaneously inspiring public support for billionaires and stoking outrage at an inept federal state that can assassinate JFK but can’t even put a man on the Moon.https://theonion.com/heres-why-i-decided...-infowars/
Through it all, InfoWars has shown an unswerving commitment to manufacturing anger and radicalizing the most vulnerable members of society—values that resonate deeply with all of us at Global Tetrahedron.
Meanwhile, on social media, the actual ceo of the company has confirmed that vry srs media has contacted them for an interview with Bryce Tetraeder, his response being that he was unavailable
Quote:on his superyacht on his way to do a quality control check at one of 43,000 global puppy mills.
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