Stupid things religious people say

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Yeah which is why your the only one doing it 

Ah well, a little self-awareness does cost a mighty fine dollar a drop.

Last I checked prison is for the living

And last I checked only the living bear the capability to make amends for their actions.

Annoying? Nah, china. You’re about as troublesome in my world as a cloudy day.

Who did you check with, exactly? Certainly not the Holy Mother Church, who has long held that the souls of the departed go through a process of purification after death (they stole the idea from the heathen Greeks, filed off the serial numbers, and claimed it for their own, but that’s neither here nor there).

Boru