(January 29, 2025 at 3:53 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: How can I tell if a woman is on her period?
Ask Valkyrie what the proper etiquette is and we can get a data point by doing a post-mortem on your remains, assuming they're ever found. That would be incredibly unscientific and would more likely reflect blood-caffeine content (kindly ask her after her first cup or we won't get anything except the splatter pattern analysis) or chocolate uptake than anything else but would be immensely entertaining for the rest of us.
Sadly, this turns out to be a pretty real concern for certain ultra-orthodox sects. Due to irregular spotting combined with the seven day wait time, some couples find themselves with literally not enough days in the week to get it on. This leads to a phenomenon called "Religious Infertility" or, more simply, "Too Dumb To Breed".
