RE: Ten Sticks in the Eye for Creationist Morons in 2011
January 1, 2012 at 5:28 pm
(This post was last modified: January 1, 2012 at 5:29 pm by TheDarkestOfAngels.)
Pish Posh.
Don't you guys know? Two hundred and fifty plus years of resesarch, reliable and effective radiological and chemical dating, all of the billions of man hours by people with Ph.Ds and peer-reviewed scientific methodological studies over the course of centuries is all entirely rubbish.
Heed my words and listen - the truth of all space, time, and history is revealed in a poorly written book written from old fables that have been translated multiple times about a man whose existence is only written about in this book and proven through a proven forgery. This man sacrificed himself to himself to alleviate a set of arbitrary rules he created and so he could save us all from an eternal punishment he forces upon us if we act human. After all, ignorant tribesmen who know very little about the world beyond thier ancient homes in the middle east easily invalidate all those years of research by dedicated scientists so listen well for when the imaginary sky daddy releases the windows of the sky dome to initiate the flooding of the global warming scam that's totally not happening and floods the cities because of "they gheys". They know this because it's in the book they wrote.
That proof is far better than this "field work" and "anthropological studies of human history."
Checkmate, Atheists.
Don't you guys know? Two hundred and fifty plus years of resesarch, reliable and effective radiological and chemical dating, all of the billions of man hours by people with Ph.Ds and peer-reviewed scientific methodological studies over the course of centuries is all entirely rubbish.
Heed my words and listen - the truth of all space, time, and history is revealed in a poorly written book written from old fables that have been translated multiple times about a man whose existence is only written about in this book and proven through a proven forgery. This man sacrificed himself to himself to alleviate a set of arbitrary rules he created and so he could save us all from an eternal punishment he forces upon us if we act human. After all, ignorant tribesmen who know very little about the world beyond thier ancient homes in the middle east easily invalidate all those years of research by dedicated scientists so listen well for when the imaginary sky daddy releases the windows of the sky dome to initiate the flooding of the global warming scam that's totally not happening and floods the cities because of "they gheys". They know this because it's in the book they wrote.
That proof is far better than this "field work" and "anthropological studies of human history."
Checkmate, Atheists.
If today you can take a thing like evolution and make it a crime to teach in the public schools, tomorrow you can make it a crime to teach it in the private schools and next year you can make it a crime to teach it to the hustings or in the church. At the next session you may ban books and the newspapers...
Ignorance and fanaticism are ever busy and need feeding. Always feeding and gloating for more. Today it is the public school teachers; tomorrow the private. The next day the preachers and the lecturers, the magazines, the books, the newspapers. After a while, Your Honor, it is the setting of man against man and creed against creed until with flying banners and beating drums we are marching backward to the glorious ages of the sixteenth centry when bigots lighted fagots to burn the men who dared to bring any intelligence and enlightenment and culture to the human mind. ~Clarence Darrow, at the Scopes Monkey Trial, 1925
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. ~Ronald Reagan
Ignorance and fanaticism are ever busy and need feeding. Always feeding and gloating for more. Today it is the public school teachers; tomorrow the private. The next day the preachers and the lecturers, the magazines, the books, the newspapers. After a while, Your Honor, it is the setting of man against man and creed against creed until with flying banners and beating drums we are marching backward to the glorious ages of the sixteenth centry when bigots lighted fagots to burn the men who dared to bring any intelligence and enlightenment and culture to the human mind. ~Clarence Darrow, at the Scopes Monkey Trial, 1925
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. ~Ronald Reagan
