Stupid things religious people say

[Sheldon]

Man, 84, critically injured after falling from cross during crucifixion reenactment

"An 84-year-old man was critically injured after falling from a cross during a crucifixion reenactment in West Virginia on Good Friday.

The incident occurred at approximately 12:30 p.m. at the Masonic Cemetery in Weston.

The man was participating in the reenactment with the Vandalia Community Christian Church when he fell about 10 feet from one of the crosses. He was later flown to an emergency facility."

A family member of the victim said the man was admitted to the ICU with broken ribs, but he was doing much better since he was first hospitalized.

The family member also said doctors believe his injuries are now non-life-threatening.

https://www.wsaz.com/2025/04/21/man-84-c...enactment/

You mean they didn't heal him by praying or speaking in tongues?

Give it three days, should be fine, that's usually the case with crucifixions this time of year.