ICE Gets Trolled For Asking If People Have Been Harmed By Aliens
Whoever handles social media for Immigration and Customs Enforcement, or ICE, learned an important lesson on clarity Friday afternoon.
It all started after the agency posted on X: “Contact us if you were harmed by an alien.”
People hilariously decided that ICE’s use of the word “alien” could only refer to extraterrestrials.
Like probed or examined? Carried into outer space? Injected with chemicals or had experiments done on you? 👽
Does this include the abduction part or just the anal probing part of being “harmed by an alien”? What about cattle mutilations? They do have an impact on sales. Would that be considered “harmed by an alien” as well?
Can people also report UFO sightings or do the aliens have to abduct and probe you first? 🤔
Others reported their alien encounters.
Harmed by an alien? I was anally probed by an alien after I was teleported from my Arkansas single wide. Can you help?
Yesterday I was molested by a Venusian but it apologized and no real harm was done. Lighten up, filler face.
A man named Jabba took my mom as a slave and encased my dad in carbonite
https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/i...9438c33f2c
Whoever handles social media for Immigration and Customs Enforcement, or ICE, learned an important lesson on clarity Friday afternoon.
It all started after the agency posted on X: “Contact us if you were harmed by an alien.”
People hilariously decided that ICE’s use of the word “alien” could only refer to extraterrestrials.
Like probed or examined? Carried into outer space? Injected with chemicals or had experiments done on you? 👽
Does this include the abduction part or just the anal probing part of being “harmed by an alien”? What about cattle mutilations? They do have an impact on sales. Would that be considered “harmed by an alien” as well?
Can people also report UFO sightings or do the aliens have to abduct and probe you first? 🤔
Others reported their alien encounters.
Harmed by an alien? I was anally probed by an alien after I was teleported from my Arkansas single wide. Can you help?
Yesterday I was molested by a Venusian but it apologized and no real harm was done. Lighten up, filler face.
A man named Jabba took my mom as a slave and encased my dad in carbonite
https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/i...9438c33f2c
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
