I had an appointment to have my teeth cleaned earlier today. While the Dental Hygienist was rooting around in my mouth with a metal hook, trying to get the calculus evicted, I could overhear various conversations in the adjacent rooms. Most were pretty banal, and I tuned them out, focused on what was going down in my own mouth. At one point though I tuned in to:
"Blah, blah, blah, fluoride in the water, blah, blah, blah, mind control..."
OK, not only have you kept me entertained, you've impressed me with your unalloyed imbecility. The nice lady that you're annoying with your tinfoil hat rubbish is the very same person that you just granted permission to do road work in your mouth with drill and tweezers, so plus two for chuzpah but minus infinity for brains. Seriously, if we could control your mind you'd have a lot more smarts and less of an attraction for your cousin. I didn't hear any unusual screams in the moments that followed, but I'm reasonably confident that the offending individual got the extra-vigorous descaling.
"Blah, blah, blah, fluoride in the water, blah, blah, blah, mind control..."
OK, not only have you kept me entertained, you've impressed me with your unalloyed imbecility. The nice lady that you're annoying with your tinfoil hat rubbish is the very same person that you just granted permission to do road work in your mouth with drill and tweezers, so plus two for chuzpah but minus infinity for brains. Seriously, if we could control your mind you'd have a lot more smarts and less of an attraction for your cousin. I didn't hear any unusual screams in the moments that followed, but I'm reasonably confident that the offending individual got the extra-vigorous descaling.
