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'Donald Trump is dead' conspiracy as sleuths think they've proved it with pizza orders

Internet detectives think they've found proof that president Donald Trump is dead – and it's through the pizza deliveries around the White House. It appears overnight officials at the Pentagon in Washington DC ordered several pizzas.

One user on X shared a graph displaying the number of orders and deliveries taken out by several major pizza delivery restaurants. These branches, including Domino's and Papa Johns, had a spike of orders and deliveries at midnight (August 30). Taking to social media, conspiracy theorists suggested this is proof Donald Trump has passed away.

Another user shared: "THE TRAFFIC NEAR PIZZA PLACES CLOSE TO THE WHITE HOUSE MEANS THAT WORKERS AT THE PENTAGON ARE WORKING LATE BC TRUMP IS DEAD".

The theory, which has been gaining popularity online, suggests workers have been stuck in their offices overnight trying to arrange logistics over the supposed death. Elsewhere, the president has been showing some strange body language behaviours – and even failed to make a public appearance following the shooting in Minneapolis earlier in the week.

The original commenter added: "I was sceptical about all the stuff about trump maybe being dead or like in dire condition but uhhh the pizza index don't lie".

A fourth noted: "Trump hasn't been seen in days. The bruise on his hand. He has no public appearances scheduled Vance said he's 'ready to take over if something happens'. Pentagon Pizza Index 303% spike. Allegedly an ambulance was seen at the white house. The white house has said nothing so far".

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/us-news...s-35818634

Too good to be true. However, if it is true, that will make Vance the youngest and most hilarious President in US history. It’ll be like a silver cloud with a silver lining.

Boru