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Poll: What Was Jesus' Sacrifice?
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Jesus' sacrifice to god so man would have to sacrifice no more and to cleanse the sins of humanity.
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Not a sacrifice at all. It was a willing death to clean sins.
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I don't know.
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1 33.33%
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Christians: A Question
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RE: Christians: A Question
(January 5, 2012 at 8:53 pm)amkerman Wrote: I fully believe in science and am thankful for its many acheivments.

AHHHH!!! Rightey-oh! Do forgive me!

I was just under the impression that, as a Christian, you believed in talking snakes, arks containing an impossible amount of creatures, dividing seas, water turning to wine, the curing of lepers and ofcourse not to mention the resurrection of jesus christ the saviour of all mankind!

Science doesn't have anything to say about all that does it? Oh no, wait a minute, here it is, hmmm, well I'll be. Science does have something to say on those very topics. Looks like snakes can't talk. Oh, and the ark couldn't fit all those creatures on and sustain them all. The sea can't be parted either, not with thin air anyway. Turning water to wine, now that's a pretty cheap magic trick. Curing lepers by touching them on the head? Simply not possible. Oh and my favourite, zombie jebus!! Nope, not that either. Not looking too good for you is it? What was it you said? You 'fully believe in science'? Well that seems a tad contradictory wouldn't you agree?

Or maybe you're one of those cherry picking xtians who doesn't take the bible 'literally' and thinks it's just a nice bunch of stories telling us to lead a wonderful life.

Don't play the fucking martyr, we get whackos like you here every day preaching your crap. We are entitled to rip you all a new one every now and again.

Consider a new one ripped.

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Christians: A Question - by Shell B - January 2, 2012 at 11:58 am
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RE: Christians: A Question - by Shell B - January 2, 2012 at 6:52 pm
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RE: Christians: A Question - by Shell B - January 2, 2012 at 7:07 pm
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RE: Christians: A Question - by Jackalope - January 2, 2012 at 10:56 pm
RE: Christians: A Question - by Shell B - January 2, 2012 at 11:07 pm
RE: Christians: A Question - by Godschild - January 3, 2012 at 7:39 am
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RE: Christians: A Question - by fr0d0 - January 3, 2012 at 3:43 pm
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RE: Christians: A Question - by Shell B - January 3, 2012 at 3:51 pm
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RE: Christians: A Question - by amkerman - January 5, 2012 at 8:02 pm
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RE: Christians: A Question - by Shell B - January 6, 2012 at 7:33 am
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