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Dead Pool - Trump Edition
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RE: Dead Pool - Trump Edition
(March 31, 2026 at 2:25 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: When?

Sept. 15, 2026

Quote:How?

Eaten alive by his own followers.

Quote:Where?

Mar-a-Lago

Quote:And any other details you can think up.

The fool has surrounded himself with some of the least stable individuals imaginable and then undermined the global economy. These are the imbeciles that have already staged an insurrection once based on nothing more than a rumor. When the US economy implodes and their 401k's vanish it will not be anything as genteel as a No More Kings protest that comes knocking on his door. He's witless and a narcissist, which means that he'll be incapable of hiding in Argentina or wherever they're sheltering war criminals now, even if the thought does cross his mind. I'm employing the generous assumption that he'll survive long enough to retreat to his Fortress of Tackiness and be devoured by an angry mod of Florida Man.

This is a prediction of violence, not an endorsement, though if anybody needs a recipe for pumpkin spice longpig, I can probably whip something up.
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Dead Pool - Trump Edition - by The Valkyrie - March 31, 2026 at 2:25 am
RE: Dead Pool - Trump Edition - by Paleophyte - March 31, 2026 at 4:30 am
RE: Dead Pool - Trump Edition - by awty - March 31, 2026 at 4:40 am
RE: Dead Pool - Trump Edition - by Fake Messiah - March 31, 2026 at 4:46 am
RE: Dead Pool - Trump Edition - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 31, 2026 at 6:26 am
RE: Dead Pool - Trump Edition - by Nay_Sayer - March 31, 2026 at 8:24 am
RE: Dead Pool - Trump Edition - by AFTT47 - March 31, 2026 at 11:49 am
RE: Dead Pool - Trump Edition - by Astreja - March 31, 2026 at 12:07 pm
RE: Dead Pool - Trump Edition - by awty - March 31, 2026 at 12:30 pm
RE: Dead Pool - Trump Edition - by AFTT47 - April 1, 2026 at 1:14 am
RE: Dead Pool - Trump Edition - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 31, 2026 at 12:31 pm
RE: Dead Pool - Trump Edition - by Fake Messiah - March 31, 2026 at 1:19 pm
RE: Dead Pool - Trump Edition - by The Valkyrie - April 1, 2026 at 3:25 am
RE: Dead Pool - Trump Edition - by Rev. Rye - April 1, 2026 at 4:32 am
RE: Dead Pool - Trump Edition - by h4ym4n - April 1, 2026 at 5:01 am
RE: Dead Pool - Trump Edition - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 1, 2026 at 5:42 am

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