Dead Pool - Trump Edition

[Rev. Rye]

Maybe he won’t die at all (horrid thought, I know). It’s been frequently noted that the good die young but bastards live forever.

Boru

You know, the sad thing is Trump’s family seems to be predisposed to living a long life. Of his parents and grandparents, exactly one died younger than 88. And given that he sleeps a total of four hours a night, doesn’t believe in exercise, mostly eats McDonald’s, and is still alive at 79, it’s safe to assume that he’s inherited those longevity genes.