Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and JD Vance were on a private jet together. JD Vance says, "If I throw a $1,000 bill out the window, it will make one person very happy!"
Trump says, "If I throw ten $100 bills out the window, I'd make ten people very happy."
Elon Musk says, "If I throw a thousand $100.00 bills out the window, I'd make a thousand people very happy!"
The pilot, who overheard them talking about making people happy with their money leaned over and whispered to this copilot, "If I threw all three of them out of this plane it would make over 70 million people VERY HAPPY!"
Trump says, "If I throw ten $100 bills out the window, I'd make ten people very happy."
Elon Musk says, "If I throw a thousand $100.00 bills out the window, I'd make a thousand people very happy!"
The pilot, who overheard them talking about making people happy with their money leaned over and whispered to this copilot, "If I threw all three of them out of this plane it would make over 70 million people VERY HAPPY!"
What fresh hell can this be? - Dorothy Parker


