Stupid things religious people say

[Fake Messiah]

My favorite Christians' websites, or should I say topics, are the ones like Medjugorje where Christians, or should I say Catholics, are not ashamed to go full retard. And why shouldn't they, considering that the outsiders like atheists usually ignore these kinds of places? That's why I can always go to medjugorje.com to find material for this thread.

This time we're basically getting new books for the Bible, freshly dictated by god and his family. And this time it's going to be an autobiography by the virgin Mary.

According to the seer of virgin Mary in Bosnia, and millions of Catholics believe she's genuine, including Martin Sheen who made a whole movie about her, and Jesus himself—Jim Caviezel—she has been writing a book dictated to her by no other than Jesus's sister, mother, and daughter—Virgin Mary. Exactly the same way that the texts in the New Testament were written—some lunatic claimed to hear god others around her were imagining.

Seer Vicka Ivanković, through decades of apparitions of Our Lady, has testified to profound spiritual experiences, secrets entrusted to her by Our Lady, and the strength she received to carry them. In one interview, she specifically emphasized that Our Lady told her her entire biography, from birth to the Assumption, which is written in three notebooks, but she cannot publish it for now because she does not have the authority to do so.

"Our Lady gave me the strength to cope with the weight of keeping secrets all these years. Our Lady also told me her entire biography, from birth to the Assumption. I have her entire biography written down in three notebooks."

From the very beginning of the apparitions, the seers have been in a privileged position compared to the rest of us believers. You have been introduced to the secrets; you have been shown heaven, hell and purgatory. Vicka, what is it like to live with the secrets entrusted to you by the Mother of God?

"So far, Our Lady has given me nine out of ten secrets. It is not a burden for me, because when She revealed the secrets to me, Our Lady also gave me the strength to deal with them. I live as if I had none at all."

https://medjugorje-news.com/vidjelica-vi...tna-prica/

So she doesn't have the "authority" to publish them. That authority must be the First Council of Nicaea. Many before have tried to push the virgin's autobiography into the canon without success, but who knows, with the right PR everything is possible.