(June 24, 2026 at 6:16 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote:(June 18, 2026 at 12:53 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Tearful Brazilian psychic predicts mass alien abduction during Scotland game
In an emotional video message, spiritualist Anatercia da Silva Gonçalves, known to her followers as Vo Bahiana, said scaly reptilian creatures will storm the turf and kidnap players during the final Group C showdown at the Hard Rock Stadium on June 24.
It’s bad news for Scotland fans as captain Andy Robertson, talisman Scott McTominay and fan favourite John McGinn are among the players who she predicts will be snatched.
So this game is going on right now and there are no aliens. Shit. Who could have known that she lied. But then again it's only been on for like 15 minutes so I guess there's still a chance that aliens will show up.
A smart marketing firm would have rented a blimp shaped like a flying saucer and landed it on the field mid-game.
