Stupid things religious people say

[zebo-the-fat]

Here's an evidence for God that atheists conveniently ignore, which is when Bibles survive house fires. You ignore it because you don't have any explanation for it that doesn't include God himself intervening, and since you don't want to let go of your deviant sexual practices, you don't want to believe that God is real.

‘God does exist’: Family’s Bibles survive house fire

McMillan detailed the impact that the fire had on their pets. While some survived, others didn’t make it out alive.

But with nearly all their belongings reduced to rubble, the McMillans made a shocking discovery: three Bibles still surviving in the ashes.

“We did find our Bibles. After we did some digging, my son’s Bible actually made it through the smoke in there, but our Bibles are sitting over there. They’re a little wet, but they made it,” McMillan said. “It’s just ironic that the important things stayed and the material things are gone. It’s just proof that God does exist and that He’s number one.” source

Shit,  am I missing out on some deviant sexual practices?  Why did no one tell be, I think I have a lot of catching up to do!  (pass me a choirboy quick!)